TOMARK Research Division

Apple Experiment

Hypothesis: An apple sliced sufficiently thinly tastes like melon.

 

Test Notes: Field research on an unrelated project suggested that an apple when sliced very thinly tastes like melon, although at this early stage the genus of apple and/or melon were unidentified. Intrigued, the research team initiated a new project to investigate this phenomenon. Various apples were sliced at varying degrees of thinness and given to blindfolded test subjects who were asked to identify the material by taste and smell alone. All test subjects correctly identified the material as apple. It was supposed that the distinctive smell of apple may be distorting the tests so some of the test subjects had their apple slices disguised by being placed adjacent to slices of melon. Despite extensive laboratory tests the research team were unable to replicate the conditions experienced in field conditions.

 

Conclusion: The hypothesis is unproven.

Double en-vegetable

Hypothesis: Irregularly shaped vegetables are funny.

 

Test Note: Example provided...

Conclusion: The hypothesis is proven.

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